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he is not using weights. in these times of recession, he is using a resistance band. >> i am against it. >> should they go back to man bunny -- look. >> either love man bunny country or leave man bunny country. >> that was a russian woman speed skater from the 60s. >> he's going to come over here and reproduce like rabbits, and they will take our man buddy jobs. glad to have you back. it has been awhile. i am guessing you are a big fan of the dream act. >> well, it is not going to happen. it should be called the wet dream act. can i say that? >> yeah. >> he says boys and girls who come to our country -- who come to our country like they landed at j.f.k. and went to immigration and stopped at the boys and girls scouts of america and registered there. no, they climbed over or under a dirty fence. they are not boys and girls. but this is political correctness which changes people's behavior through language. this is what this puts harry reid and obama, what they are all b. it is anti-military which is [bleep]. >
he is not using weights. in these times of recession, he is using a resistance band. >> i am against it. >> should they go back to man bunny -- look. >> either love man bunny country or leave man bunny country. >> that was a russian woman speed skater from the 60s. >> he's going to come over here and reproduce like rabbits, and they will take our man buddy jobs. glad to have you back. it has been awhile. i am guessing you are a big fan of the dream act. >>...
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thank you for allowing us to be the man and puppy you have allowed us to be. father, thank you for our friends and family, their prayer and support and energy they give us. father, just guide and guard and watch over them as they go through the days ahead. father, i do ask a special prayer that you help me not chase the neighbor's cat and listen to my master when he asks me to do something. in your heavenly name we pray. amen. go eat. >> that is beautiful. keep praying, sparky, but god is not giving you your balls back. >> mail time. >> the address is red eye at fox news .com. you write, i read and then we eat bill's face. tom says "read this e-mail during the show and you will use up 10 seconds of time well spent." well tom, that came to eight seconds, but my response to your letter will come to 12 seconds for a total of 20 seconds are on the same time it took me to bang your mom. patricia e-mails us. the first time i have come across your column. i was looking for inteligent insight. i thought christians were supposed to be nonjudgmental. your first mistake
thank you for allowing us to be the man and puppy you have allowed us to be. father, thank you for our friends and family, their prayer and support and energy they give us. father, just guide and guard and watch over them as they go through the days ahead. father, i do ask a special prayer that you help me not chase the neighbor's cat and listen to my master when he asks me to do something. in your heavenly name we pray. amen. go eat. >> that is beautiful. keep praying, sparky, but god is...
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it is a ruse to distract us from the real story. the real story is -- todd, can we go to the pictures? paris hilton, albeit subtle, has had a breast job. the fact she was arrested makes us slowly not realize she has gone from an "a" to a slightly bigger c ." >> she is wearing the same glasses. >> well, she is cheap. >> she doesn't like spending money. >> before we get through a break, you must see something that will change your life forever. the greatest turtle ever. roll it. >> i would not go to bed in that house if i knew that that turtle was there. >> that's what you are like at a party when someone gets near your martini. >> he wouldn't share with anybody. >> slow and steady gets the cat food. >> that's amazing. that is a frightening turtle. i want to see more of the turtle. >> call him tau naishs-t. >> you will see part two on "o'reilly." but he won't do" hannity." >> how does one sneak three 8 balls in a suitcase through j.f.k.? imogen lloyd webber teaches us how after the break. is abstinence the greatest thing since sliced
it is a ruse to distract us from the real story. the real story is -- todd, can we go to the pictures? paris hilton, albeit subtle, has had a breast job. the fact she was arrested makes us slowly not realize she has gone from an "a" to a slightly bigger c ." >> she is wearing the same glasses. >> well, she is cheap. >> she doesn't like spending money. >> before we get through a break, you must see something that will change your life forever. the greatest...
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i like she has flaws. >> exactly. >> she is one of us, andy. >> she is one of us. >> is she one of you, greg? >> and there is no sexism going on here. stop that. >> i am just saying, if a guy -- if a guy -- if a politician is interested in being on tv nobody cares. but if it is a woman people think it is like, -- >> i have seen it, greg. >> and any criticism of obama is racism, right, greg? it is that same old story, are you pedaling left and right. >> just because i made -- i had that one meeting in my basement you call me a racist. >> students pray at a mosque while on a field trip. i agree it was ironic after they told them how agree it was they separated them by gender so the men could pray. i'm pretty sure men weren't even allowed to vote under mohamed's rule. >> although, andy, interesting to note, goats can totally vote. goats have the right to vote. >> what do you vote for? i only want eight stones when you stone me. >> you generally don't vote when you are being lead by the profit of god. -- the prophet of god. those that operate the mosque said nobody invited the kids to pray
i like she has flaws. >> exactly. >> she is one of us, andy. >> she is one of us. >> is she one of you, greg? >> and there is no sexism going on here. stop that. >> i am just saying, if a guy -- if a guy -- if a politician is interested in being on tv nobody cares. but if it is a woman people think it is like, -- >> i have seen it, greg. >> and any criticism of obama is racism, right, greg? it is that same old story, are you pedaling left and...
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. >> buy us, billionaire, buy us. >>> did her campaign hit a glitch because she once was a witch? or were the voters of -- or will the voters of delaware fall under her stair unaware? yes, bill maar is at it again releasing video from 1999 where she dabbled in witch craft. >> i dabbled in witch craft, but i never joined a coven. >> wait, you were a witch? >> i didn't join a coven. >> i dabbled in witch craft and hung around people who were doing these things. i am not making this stuff up. i know what they told me they do. >> the scarest thing about that is i don't recognize anybody from that show which is really frightening because that was 10 years ago. where are all those people? >> one of them is from "three's company" or something like that? >> no, jaime kennedy. >> o'donnell made light of the whole thing on sunday taking a shot at karl rove who has openly questioned her elect ability. >> the witch craft comment on bill maar, i was in high school. how many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school? but there has been no witch craft since. if there was karl
. >> buy us, billionaire, buy us. >>> did her campaign hit a glitch because she once was a witch? or were the voters of -- or will the voters of delaware fall under her stair unaware? yes, bill maar is at it again releasing video from 1999 where she dabbled in witch craft. >> i dabbled in witch craft, but i never joined a coven. >> wait, you were a witch? >> i didn't join a coven. >> i dabbled in witch craft and hung around people who were doing these...